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Jesus Saves.
I take full damage.
Created on 2005-04-17 19:37:05 (#6831315), last updated 2008-09-08
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Basic Info| Name: | Levi who is called Biff |
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| Location: | New York, New York, United States |
BioLevi-bar-Alphaeus, AKA Biff, is a Hebrew man in his thirties whose nickname comes from the slang word for a slap upside the head, which his mother attests he required almost daily in his youth. She was besought with demons. Biff's best friend is Joshua-bar-Joseph, who is better known by his Greek title, Jesus Christ.
Biff, in no particular order, is a disciple, a chemist, a kung-fu master, a Buddhist monk, a complete and total asshole, an expert on all things sexual, the inventor of matches, the holder of the unofficial patent on sarcasm, originally proposed the theories of evolution and gravity, writes excellent dirges, and loves Christ more than any living man ever has.
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Biff belongs to Christopher Moore, and is from his book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. He's being borrowed for entertainment purposes only.
Biff, in no particular order, is a disciple, a chemist, a kung-fu master, a Buddhist monk, a complete and total asshole, an expert on all things sexual, the inventor of matches, the holder of the unofficial patent on sarcasm, originally proposed the theories of evolution and gravity, writes excellent dirges, and loves Christ more than any living man ever has.
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Biff belongs to Christopher Moore, and is from his book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. He's being borrowed for entertainment purposes only.
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8-harlot inns, alchemy, blonde jokes, blowing shit up, buddhism, chemistry, chinese concubines, elephants, harlots, jesus christ, josh's mom, joshua-bar-jehova, judaism, kung-fu, maggie, mary magdalene, my excellent dirges, sex, sin of onan, sinning for josh, stonemasonry, stupid angels, teaching elephants yoga, the kama sutra, the torah, the virgin mary, things that explode, universal oneness
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